What is the Best VR Porn According to VR Porn Experts?
Have you ever seen the show America’s Funniest Home Videos? It’s been on the air for over thirty years and had several hosts. The first one, Bob Saget, died recently.
He was exposed to Covid and then hit his head. It was a freak accident. I’m not exactly sure how those two things happening together equals death, but it happened whether I understand it or not.
Anyways, on America’s Funniest Home Videos, or AFV as it is sometimes called, they love to show people falling down. The bigger the fall, the logic goes, the funnier it is.
One of the most popular kinds of videos is one in which a person, usually a senior citizen, gets so caught up in their virtual reality experience they fall down. Sometimes they do some property damage as they fall. Sometimes they go the extra step and have a few spotters who they also take to the ground. As long as they don’t look like they got seriously hurt, I like to laugh at these videos.
So, what are the dangers of participating in VR porn? Well, I guess falling down might be one of them. I think you could probably participate just fine seated in a chair or laying on your bed, to be honest.
If you don’t have a bed, then I guess just lay on the floor. You could also probably sit in a seat in your car if you wanted to, but there could be legal restrictions on things you can do in public. I really don’t want to get into the nitty gritty here, I think we all know what I mean. Click the link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_reality for more information about the history of virtual reality.
A New Frontier
I had a great experience with virtual reality. I got to go to a Bjork show that was zero percent performance, one hundred percent digital experience.
There were different rooms with different experiences. In the first one, a number of speakers were set up around a room. On either side of the room were two screens. They were each playing the same video but seen from different perspectives.
Each of the speakers played a different instrument, which meant that anywhere you moved in the room provided a different experience. It was like really being in front of a virtual band, if that makes sense.
The next room was a row of stools with VR glasses on them. For the next three songs, interactive videos played on the glasses. You could swivel all the way around on your stool and see things behind you. Click here to find out more about the Adult Film Association of America.
The first one was Bjork singing on a beach. More and more Bjorks appear, encircling you. If it were someone else, someone like, say, Vin Diesel, it might be threatening. But because it’s Bjork and she looks like a little pixie it just feels magical.
The next video was from inside Bjork’s mouth as she sang. When you looked forward, you were looking straight at her teeth. You could spin around and look at the back of her throat. It was pretty dark, but there were lots of streaking stars to help light your way. It wasn’t scary or threatening.
In the next room, there were little cubicles made from curtains hanging from the ceiling. My partner and I went into one of the booths together. There were two headsets and a controller that resembled a Nintendo Wii controller. The instructions indicated that we should be swinging our arms around.
If you bet that I punched my partner in that little cubicle, you would be right. You would think that I would have learned something about how to behave after watching so many people hurt their friends and families on AFV, but I never did.
It turned out that we were winding up a giant robot Bjork to walk. Once she was ready to go, she walked through us. We spent a moment inside Bjork’s womb.
It was the very height of virtual reality technology. I couldn’t believe it. It was overwhelming and almost made me cry.
Just think of the problems that virtual reality could solve. There are so many angry incels out there right now just fuming and plotting about how to get back at women. Why not just buy an incel you know a virtual reality porn subscription? I was just looking at some rates and they’re very reasonable. But how could you choose one service? Why not take a look at an adult VR guide to help you sort through the options?
Award-Winning
Did you know that there are adult film awards held every year in Hollywood, California? The biggest names and faces in the industry are on hand to celebrate and look their best.
One person who frequently has his name on the invite list is Marty Feldman. Marty made history by being the youngest self-made millionaire ever. It wasn’t like Kylie Jenner, who started off with millions of dollars at her disposal. Marty started a website to sell beanie babies and it really took off.
When the beanie baby bubble collapsed, Marty decided to go into pornography by creating collectible trading cards for porn stars. He imagined it becoming as popular as baseball cards.